Please Put Your Seats in the Upright Position
Carolyn Whitnall
The skies were never ours to start with –
So, you see, we simply had to have them.
“Fill the earth,” He said; we said, “but first, the air.”
He put a stop to that, initially. But look at us today,
Ten thousand years the smarter,
Umpteen fingers reaching upwards later:
Fastening
Our seatbelts, switching
Our devices into flight mode, stowing
Carry-on and tables, clutching
Armrests, digging in our nails and sucking
Urgently on complimentary Love Hearts (‘WhatsApp Me’).
Next thing, we’re thirty thousand
Feet from chaos; gazing at the mist below
Above the sea. Three whole free-falling minutes
.
.
.
But it shouldn’t have to come to that,
Provided we obey procedure.
For the safety of your fellow passengers please keep
The aisles clear, your questions to yourself until we’ve landed;
Do not dream of any different sandwich;
Do not hold out for another cup of tea.
This is your sandwich; you have had your cup of tea;
And all you need to know is on the safety card
Located in the pocket on the rear side of the seat in front of you
With which you are familiar already.
We are estimated to arrive on time;
We only ask that you believe, with every fibre
Of your flight socks; every inclination
Of your tray table; believe it
From the bottom of your Love Heart (‘I Surrender’)
Or, like Tinkerbell but with more
Fire, more hysteria, more sandwiches asunder, more
Collateral destruction, we will fall,
And all of it – the bloody kit and frightening kaboodle – will be
Wholly and unbearably
On you.
Dr. Carolyn Whitnall lives in Bristol, UK, where she is currently taking a break from applied cryptography research to study theology. She enjoys reading, trying to do things with words, and intense conversations.