Bathroom Mirror Says I’m a Giant Parakeet

Lynn Finger

Green feathered topknot & my tongue thick. 

A roly-poly panda rocks dreaming in my 

apartment. I sidle out the front door, wings out.

Yellow ladders stacked against purple houses, 

balls squeak, & plastic cars roll when

you pull the string. I’m in a parakeet town,

& fledglings screech with joy when their bobbing 

penguin comes back up. My eye is caught 

by a red ladder with cheeky yellow rungs, but I 

waddle swiftly on. I open my beak, & emit a trembling 

& inhuman bawl. Disoriented, I mumble 

home & fall asleep on the living room carpet. 


Next morning is routine, the nightmare gone.  

I make coffee, sit on my sofa, brush 

teeth, get ready for work. It had to be a dream, 

but my thoughts are on that enticing red ladder,

& why something within me demands 

I climb those rungs, & ring that silver bell at the top.

Lynn Finger’s poetry has appeared in Night Music Journal, Ekphrastic Review, MineralLitMag, 8Poems, Perhappened, and is forthcoming in Drunk Monkeys. Lynn is an editor at Harpy Hybrid Review and works with a group that mentors writers in prison. You can follow Lynn on Twitter @sweetfirefly2.